flumpos

The sound a hard terd makes that is difficult to pass, or a large hard terd.

After much waiting and pressure the terd drops into the bowl - flumpos.

by Dr. Iswakowa December 14, 2013

flompus

The random, illogical utterance shouted out by fans and announcers in Aussie Rules Football when the referee aggressively puts his arms forward to indicate a goal has been scored

Wait, he's gonna score.... here he goes... come on.... FLOMPUS!!!!!!

by sammy1481 September 13, 2015

flurpus

A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.

Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.

by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019

Frumpus

A front button.

Did you see Karen's frumpus. I didn't know the moose knuckle had a big sister.

by Downthisroad83 August 30, 2020

fumpus

A fat cunt

Edwin’s a Fumpus

by FumpusFucker August 25, 2022

flupus

“Flupus”… a non-aggressive way of saying “vajine”, or possibly “fake vajine”.

As per the wise words of a wise man… Odin
Example: the thing next to the “O-ring”, AKA your booty hole 🗿

He stuck the carrot inside his flupus.

by Aimz1502 January 17, 2023

Flumps

The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.

James liked putting dog food all over his flumps and inviting his dog to lick it off.

by wyli August 2, 2005