flu manchu

The corona virus; Covid-19.

Dude: Man, I'm not feelin' so hot.

Dude 2: Maybe you have flu manchu?

by RobinGoodfellow1 March 9, 2020

Hoe flu

The flu-like symptoms that you get after participating in hoe activities.

"I deep-throated Jamal last night and now I think I'm coming down with a hoe flu"

by ghetto-blanquita February 22, 2017

Frat Flu

When a sickness is passed around after attending a fraternity event.

Sarah: "Why is everyone so ill after this weekend?"

Anna: "oh you haven't heard? The frat flu is going around from ligma Chis event this weekend."

by EFC1222 April 26, 2021

borderlands flu

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.

Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.

by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012

Wook flu

When a wook has been on festival tour, not showering, sleeping on the ground and acting as a garbage can for drugs and sexual partners, a virus cesspool begins to fester on them, particularly in the dread region of their body. Over the festival season, the viruses on them all grow and combine to develop into a super virus called the wook flu. When a normal concert goer comes into contact with it, they will become deathly ill around 3-4 days after the show. Typically, symptoms include the worst sore throat, aches and headache one has ever felt, which causes the infected person to be bed ridden for up to a week. The only cure is soup, Netflix and the strongest over the counter flu meds one can procure, but a trip to the doctor or emergency room to get antibiotics is not out of the question and is in fact quite common. Unfortunately, a wook flu cure has not been discovered yet, so please plan accordingly if you start feeling ill and have a more experienced concert goer on hand near by to help with your treatment shall you succumb to this terrible virus.

I think she got the wook flu after the three night Phish run at SPAC. We won't be seeing her for a week.

by Drumnbassix939 July 8, 2017

CoD Flu

The day, or several days after buying a new Call of Duty, that you stay home from school or work in order to play it.

Teacher: Where's Robert today?

Student: He got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday, he must've come down with CoD Flu.

Teacher: ...what a shame.

by 53x cast. November 13, 2009

Man-Flu

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.

Male1: I think I have Man-Flu?!

Male2: OMG, do we have time to call an Ambulance? I'm so sorry, you will be missed!

by Jamito45 November 30, 2011