Footboarding

A form of torture in which a very tall person is forced to sleep in a bed that has a foot board. The subject can not fully straighten his or her legs.

Oh, man, my legs are so sore. I went through some serious footboarding last night.

by Scavenger Face October 9, 2008

Flexboard Compassitor

- Another word for tuna sandwiches

- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)

- Something used for eating sticky rice

- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.

- "YUM! that was a good flexboard compassitor"

- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."

- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."

- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."

by Bloodybanana. April 11, 2009

flobbard

When referring to someone whose stomach hangs down to the floor

OMG look at that flobbard

by Zakk Attakk August 17, 2010

slowboarders

those snowboarders that take too long to put on their boards and always go slow and fall down

stupid slowboarders

see the slowboarders
see the slowboarders take a nap in the snow
see the snowmobile

by awesomebad January 8, 2011

Floorboard Bitch

One who lives on the floorboards of their home.

Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.

The only type of bitch that knows what crawls on the floor at night is a floorboard Bitch.

by Donn July 10, 2018

floorboard

synonomous to gay but not so queers wont get offended

rebecca is such a floorboard

by lol09876432 December 18, 2018

How to fix a squeaky floorboard

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023