flutch

The act of doing a million other things than what you are supposed to be doing and taking your sweet time doing it.

My daughter likes to flutch. She is a flutcher.

by Lisa Ophelia Listenia April 12, 2006

flouch

a defined group of women beyond the rest, the cream if the crop!, a perfectly shaped woman, just right and just special to everything else!

"look at her she's a right flouch!"

by squideuk January 13, 2006

flortch

Accidently shitting oneself, usually wet and always by surprise. Diarhea fart.

I went to pick up that box but it was heavier than I thought and I flortched myself.

by Brian Westwood June 28, 2006

Foutching

Being the center of a centipede

Chris was the foutching in the all male centipede

by Big daddy kong October 26, 2020

flutch

adj.

A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.

David Ortiz is flutch.

Kirk Gibson's homerun was flutch.

by Master Control October 22, 2006

floucher

a person who fucks another guy in the ass and then sucks the cum out of the ass.

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butthole cum nutsperm

by justin amundson April 12, 2005

flotch

to gamble and lose. a fart that's much too wet. similar to a shart, but much, much worse.

oh lord, i just flotched!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005