The Flopsters

A flopster is a highly intelligent creature, born out of pure awesomeness. No scientists has yet to confirm the existence of a Flopster, but legends tell that two specimens are to live in a small country in northern Europe. The Flopsters will no matter the cost proceed to be the most subscribed YouTubers in the whole universe. If you would try and find a Flopster, you should probably search in your locaI Braws. If you are to find a live Flopster just stay calm and make no sudden movements.

And for the women, please hold you're orgasms.

Oh my god, it's like The Flopsters but not really.
Oh my god, take a picture with me and the Flopster.

by ChickenFlops June 10, 2013

Flopster

A freeloading hipster. A totally cool guy except when it comes to paying his own way.

He seems to have it together, but he lives on his girlfriend's mother's coach. He's a flopster.

by Dirt baggy bag April 27, 2013

Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.

by Mike Sig December 10, 2006

pub flosser

a deep throat event. When a chick sucks your cock so deep her teeth get caught in your pubic hair

holy shit man! Last night Samantha let me deep throat her, shes a real pub flosser

by plopps July 1, 2009

thong flosser

When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.

-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

Flosstradamus

when you and everyone around you talk like robots.

man, yesterday we were so high, everybody was like flosstradamus.

by lagataloca November 1, 2008

flosser

Someone who partakes in oral sex.

Ask that dave out he's a right "flosser" Sonny replies to her sexualy frustrated friend.

by Prespincer March 30, 2008