Curb Flossing

Edging the grass along a street curb with weed eaters, mainly the maintenance guys who do city and residential landscaping. But doing your own lawn is included.

while i was driving to work, i saw the landscape maintenance guys curb flossing.

by the_sovereign October 12, 2008

flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

by nem- January 25, 2015

bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008

Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

none of your flopping bunnies

An adult safe phrase that implies that it really is none of your fucking business.

When old Mr. Johnson asked Sally where she was off to at 10 at night, she sweetly replied: "none of your flopping bunnies"

by SherriAD November 10, 2009

Flooskin

- A flooskin is where a guy stretches his ball sack and a girls takes a shot of any hard liquor off his ball sack while it's stretched out.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.

"Hey darryl, can I have a flooskin?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"

Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"

by Hooskin Flooskin June 2, 2013

street flossing

when you are in your car and drive repetidly up and down the same city streets(the same way one flosses their teeth) just so you can show off your pimp ride

I was street flossing in my Trans Am last night

by Shaun Dizzle January 7, 2008