flooding

Used in instant-messaging chatrooms by people who want to disrupt the chat, and possibly cause the room to malfunction. The same message is sent over and over again at a rapid speed. This is usually achieved by copying a message and then pasting it/hitting enter as fast as possible. The message is usually very long and offensive, but sometimes comprises of just 1 character.

Commonly used in "chatroom wars" on chat servers such as www.oaserv.co.uk and MSN chat.

Those fucks from "-Thee-Olde-Brothel-" are flooding our room again. You should've never insulted their leader.

by OiOiBoy June 25, 2006

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

flooding

peeing underneath the stall door while someone is in there taking a dump

i was mad at my friend, so flooding him while he was on the toilet seemed like a great idea

by floodguy December 24, 2012

flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

by coinflipper November 27, 2009

2nd Floorin'

Verb. Consuming inordinate amounts of alcoholic beverages (see hooch, booze, beer, or vodka). This usually results in sickness & expulsion from institution. Originated on the North Carolina State campus to describe the 'activities' of the second floor of Bagwell dormitory.

Those guys were 2nd Floorin', there were 4 alcohol poisonings within the first 3 weeks of school!

by Upright Citizens Brigade December 13, 2003

Flooding the Tunnel

Pissing inside a girls pussy while having sex.

I flooded the bitches tunnel last.

by KMarK November 12, 2003

Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

by Dingodango July 2, 2017