floorganize

to use the floor of your workspace to file, order, organize materials

If your looking for the records for John Doe in my office, they are floorganized.

by Elios26400 April 27, 2015

Floorbang

Banging someone on or through the floor. Usually the floor is a HardWood one (badum tss)

The boy was floorbanged on through the floor.

by TK Spidey December 21, 2014

floorhead

When headdesk just won't cut it.

A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*

by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008

Floorganization

Where everything in the bedroom is thrown on to the floor, therefore things are found easier.

"I found what I was looking for on my floordrobe, I've got such good floorganization.

by floorganized July 12, 2009

floorbergasted

Adjective: a superlative state of stunned disbelief capable of knocking your consciousness to the floor in cognitive defeat before whatever stupendous incongruity you currently face.

I thought I'd heard ALL of my fiancee's family horror stories; but when she told me about her great aunt's retirement plan to be a geriatric call girl, I was floorbergasted.

by bergbachmetz March 24, 2013

Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

floobengloben

The planet we live on

Dude, that's out of this Floobengloben!

by Floobengloben October 7, 2016