flones

The situation which involves Tom Fletcher and Danny Jones acting or seeming to be in love with each other. Many people believe it to be true, and write about it when something "Flonesy" occurs.

Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction

Example of when Flones occurs:

Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.

Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)

Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.

by Alexandra88 October 5, 2007

Flonne

The name of an angel trainee in the game os "Disgaea" for the playstation two. She has a very optimistic and ditzy demenor, which annoys most demons in the underworld where she currently resides as a fallen angel.

"Do you have flowers in your head or something?"
"Yes, I love flowers!"

by Tom Pascal May 8, 2005

Flocon De Neige

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED

You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night

by mj9864 December 14, 2021

Flonkle

To give one a go at a task or activity

"Hey Shaun I can't seem to put my bra back on, I've been trying for ages"

"Stacey, let me have a flonkle, see if I can do it!"

by shaun br August 6, 2008

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Flin Flon

A wickedly cold little shitbucket of a town. Located in the northen part of the province of Manitoba in Canada.

"Hey Tony did you hear that it got down to -52 degree celcius in Flin Flon last night?"

by Tony from Main St. February 2, 2005