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Floof

(noun form) 1. Something soft and fluffy to the touch
2. Anything adorable, loveable, or darling that inspires mushy feelings in someone.

(verb form) 1. To feel and/or express the mushy feelings inspired by something adorable, loveable, or darling.
(Noun form)
1. "The little chick's soft feathers were floofy and yellow."
2. "I saw them kissing yesterday- it was the best floof I've seen all week."

(Verb form)
1(a). "She's so cute when she talks like that! I'm floofing all over!"
1(b). "Something really romantic happened today- I'll floof about it to you later."
by Suu July 30, 2008
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Floof

The glorious hair style worn by Martin L. Gore in the 1980's.
Man, Martin's Floof is looking damn fine tonight.
by addieeeeeee January 16, 2009
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La coux Floof

The tuft of hair at the edge of the frontal cortex of a fine young man.

Fluffy bangs
Male 1: Ayo dawg, check out my La coux Floof. *runs hand over scalp*
Person: *dies due to swag-loss*
by HarlandTheFirst October 7, 2021
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Floofy

adjective

It's it a hybrid between 'Fluffy' and 'Poofy' So when something is 'floofy' it is big and fluffy.
''OMG! This cat is so floofy!''
by Lociki December 24, 2013
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Floof

To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
by Bakerybum December 7, 2012
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Floof

A feline of supreme poufdom. The dense fur of this animal provokes immediate dissolution of internal malcontent. Humans who come into physical contact with a floof have reported feelings of giddiness and increased levels of serotonin. The likelihood of collapsing into a cooing life of feline subservience is all but guaranteed should the human provide the floof with face-to-belly osculation.
Awwwwww! Look at that squishy little floof! Master, let me feed you treats, kiss, kiss, Mmmmmm...
by Apple beet and carrot juice February 17, 2019
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Floof

A fucking sham

A phony ass

A chimpining mofo
A crank ass bitch
Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!
by Swagballs420 December 7, 2021
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