Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

Flo-Job

A blow job performed by Flo, the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials.

That girl from the commercials isn't that hot, but I sure would take a Flo-Job any day.

by Roy Ryan March 22, 2010

Floobadoo

Def. 1- The insult used instead of "dumb bitch".
Def. 2- The state of mind in which you have recently ingested hallucinogenics and are tripping balls.

Def. 1- "You fucking floobadoo"
Def. 2- "Wow. I'm so floobadooed"

by the one with the stuff October 22, 2014

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.

My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.

by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

flogjob

when your ballsack is so saggy that when you sit on the toilet your balls bob above the water like little booeys and when you go to flush they get sucked down and you're stuck.

"Holy shit man, i just got flogjobbed!"

by missbitch;] January 7, 2010

frojob

The act of making love to an afro.

My girlfriend doesn't believe in premarital sex, so last night I settled for a frojob.

by freshalex February 2, 2008

floobies

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.

Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004