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fitten

A fitten is a sexually attactive human-being of the female sex. A contraction of the words 'fit' (meaning attactive) and 'kitten' (a suitable noun to complement 'fit'), fitten can be used in a variety of contexts.
For example, "dude, that girl is a fitten", "I don't know who you were talking about, but that girl's more of an uggo" or "bruv, that girl you were talking to was a fitten, so why did you leave the party with the minger?". Not to be used for grandmas, cave-dwellers or mingers.
by JollyJester January 7, 2008
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Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk
Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?
by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013
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flutten

A smol child streamer on twitch is named "flutten".
by EricTheMango November 28, 2017
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flitzenheimer

That thing, you know, when you can't remember what it is.
"Hand me that flitzenheimer."
by Heelamonster May 22, 2018
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flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."
Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.
by Hazza151 May 23, 2014
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Flatten you out

To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"
Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay
by BigbootyAngie December 18, 2015
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Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.
Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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