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Flilking

Flirt-talking. The situation in which one simultaneously engaging in the ancient (thought to have orginated in Russia) art of flirting as well as the ancient (thought to have originated in Zambia) art of talking. The resulting product can only be described as "dope as SHIZZZ, son!"

*Note -- the greatest flilker to have ever walked this planet was Billy "The Flilkanator" Shakespeare: the one true hot sexy beast. (:
(Deathly Hallow spoilers ahead)

Harry: You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Ginny: Ooh, your flilking skills would warm Voldemort's heart, especially around Christmastime.

*SNOG*

Edward: You're EXACTLY my brand of heroin.
Bella: (doesn't even have to say anything!!! SHe's beyond turned on!)
by MarkTwainyouoweme50buckss December 25, 2008
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bean flicking

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.
"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"
by a nice guy February 28, 2004
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flicking the coot

The less-intimidating term for female masturbation. It comes from the idea that one must move their finger in a flicking motion inside the cooter in order to do this properly.
When Taylor Lautner took his shirt off in Twilight, the twelve year olds in the audience began flicking the coot.
by notoriousB1G November 26, 2009
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Flicking Off

Being the female counterpart-word to the term "jacking off", "flicking off" is a form of masturbation for women. It involves stimulation of the clitoris via one of several means.
Example 1:
Bernie: Get out of the bathroom, I have to take a liquid shit.
Allison: Fuck off, I'm flicking off.

Example 2:
Ronald: Oh, do you still flick the bean sometimes?
Lauren: Yeah, I still flick off sometimes.

Example 3:
Trevor: What's that fucking noise Nina? It sounds like something is being flicked.
Nina: Well, you really hit the bean on the stalk; I am flicking off.
Trevor: What's that?
by Hitler, Oprah May 11, 2014
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Flihingtode

Pronounced: (fly-hing toed)

Use as a noun to describe an animal with a golf-ball sized body, with a figure similar to a raisin. It has large, translucent wings with the legnth double the size of it's body.
It's slimy, and has a heavy weight equal to a bag of marbles.

It will cause poor kids to scream and thrash about.
"OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOSH. A FLIHINGTODE IS ON MY ARM! Get it off! Get it off!"
by YOUKNOWWHO,GIRLZ. October 6, 2011
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flicking shit

Talking crap to or about someone.
Kayla was flicking shit to John because he was being a dick.
by Inluvwithluv May 18, 2016
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flickin the bean

Joan came home from a hard day at school and went upstairs to relax and started flickin the bean.
by whoreme September 26, 2006
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