Flawsome

An individual who embraces their "flaws" and knows they're awesome regardless.

Person #1: *stares into mirror* God, I'm so perfect.
Person #2: I'm flawsome.
Person #1: Excuse me?
Person #2: It means I know I'm not perfect but I embrace my flaws and know I'm still awesome.

by Sara Dare June 22, 2019

Flemsnaznia

1. A magical realm that may or may not exist. Nobody knows if Flemsnaznia exists or not because there is no proof to argue in either direction."

2. A fictional place like Heaven or Hell only not as loaded full of horse shit."

Flemsnaznia: Heaven, Hell, Terebethia, Wonderland, Candy Mountain, Outer Space, Insectopia, or any other land/realm/pace of being that can't be 100% proved to exist/not exist.

by chickensgocluck August 25, 2008

flesh of my flesh

A term used to describe one's children.

My son is flesh of my flesh

by ahmed ahmed ahmed July 4, 2007

Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014

flesh orbs

Slang for boobs, especially boobs that are magical.

She showed me her flesh orbs it was amazing.

by zacherzach July 3, 2018

freshman flesh

Term used to describe a freshman, either in high school or college, who becomes sexually promiscuous in order to try to gain the acceptance of the upperclassmen. In reality, they will just become known as the school skank, and no one will want to associate with them except guys who just want to use them for sex.

Freshman #1: What has been up with Kelly lately? She's been throwing herself at all these seniors.
Freshman #2: It's really pathetic, she's becoming freshman flesh just so she can fit in.

Senior Guy #1: Hey, who's that chick over there in the booty shorts?
Senior Guy #2: That's the new freshman flesh, I've heard she'll have sex with any upperclassman.

by Natki February 19, 2011

Flesh Scepter

Another term for a cock, particularly one that is displayed proudly.

We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that

by B. Perm January 23, 2011