Music Laundering

v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.

Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".

Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"

Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."

by everchanging1 November 23, 2011

money laundering

A criminal conduct, for which offender can get a sentence in pound me in the ass prison

If we get caught money laundering, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison

by dildo777 September 20, 2018

Truth Laundering

Truth Laundering. Just like Money Laundering but with the truth. When the search to find the truth requires following so many different leads and sources that the real truth will never actually be found.

There are so many sources of misinformation on the way to really find the truth, this is pure Truth Laundering!
-Describing the Trump Administration

by HoleWrecker July 28, 2017

usb laundering

When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.

Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.

by doctoroctos March 30, 2009

Intermarriage Money Laundering

This is when the wife writes a $20,000.00 check from the joint account as a deposit for a very large purchase, requests it back made payable to her, deposits the funds into her personal account and then pays the full amount of the purchase on the joint credit card to earn miles for her upcoming trip to New York with the girls...

My use of intermarriage money laundering is how I was able to buy my Birkin bag.

by rwandst March 12, 2011

quote laundering

The process by which a counterfeit quotation or news item eventually gets picked up by multiple news sources, which cite one another but never lead back to a verifiable source (because there isn't one). The quote's appearance on multiple forums and news aggregators lends it credibility because it is viewed as "reported" by multiple outlets.

Laundered quotes can originate from satire that is not recognized as satire, but more frequently from an Internet writer who is paraphrasing or outright fabricating.

No matter how many places you see it mentioned, the starlet never actually Tweeted that "Scientology is an abusive cult." A comedian said this while doing an impression of her, and then quote laundering took over.

by bluebelle September 4, 2013

monday laundering

The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.

-Brian Smith

I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!

by Economic Hitman March 21, 2016