death flatulence

That final fart that sometimes escapes from a dead body in the process of moving it.

As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Fartnando Flatulencio

Fartnando Flatulencio is a fictional character created by my El_Moco's cousin Aarón Amilián.

Fartnando Flatulencio is a fictional character created by El Moco's cousin, actor Aarón Amilián.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021

machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

vaginal flatulence

The undeniable leakage of gaseous air secreted within a females genitalia causing a sharp blunder that may or may not be 50% of an aqueous solution.

"My girlfriends vaginal flatulence has caused a condition detrimental to my health and wellness."

by RLWIII March 29, 2014

Flatterment

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet

Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment

by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021