fagtarded aidsbaby

a really stupid insult that you only use when you're prepared to make yourself look like more of an idiot than the person you're insulting.

Paul: yeah, so that's why i got an F on the test
Jake: you're a fagtarded aidsbaby
*Paul shakes his head and walks away*

by thedarkerpaul June 29, 2008

flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.

"Wow I'm flattered but I'm taken."

by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016

Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015

Flametarded

Someone that is well known in they're community but is undereducated.

Miley Cyrus is Flametarded because she was exposed to drugs at a early age

by Flametarded July 21, 2019

Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011

faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.

The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.

by daisymercedees August 1, 2011

fagtarded

To act gay or behave homosexually as typically seen in faggots.

Get away from me you fagtarded fagmo!

by kill fags January 26, 2006