pot flashes

The phenomena that occurs when you think you smell pot (AKA weed, tree, marijuana), but you're actually just imagining it.

"I thought I was just having pot flashes, but it turns out bros actually WERE smoking weed outside our liberal arts college dorm window."

by JuicyJones February 16, 2010

Jarrow Flasher

An infamous person located in the small place of Jarrow, in Newcastle (England). He frequently exposes others to his pasty white body and tiny twig and berries in order to gratify his sick sexual thrills.

I saw the Jarrow Flasher last night..

No shit! Where?

Where do you think numpty, in Jarrow! He jumped out of the bushes and exposed his man parts. At least I think they were man parts. It was very cold... Dirty Jarrow Flasher

by phillwillkill July 28, 2011

12:00 flashers

Someone who is too lazy or too inept to set the clock on their VCR or other digital device that has a clock, but isn't a clock itself.

They are a couple of 12:00 flashers.

by Raziel Ja'Tier April 19, 2003

Quick Flashed

To be killed by 3 flash bangs in Call of Duty 4.

"WTF did you do to that guy?? I was out of ammo so i quick flashed him."

by KING MAISON May 11, 2008

Flashering

When the lights are turned on and off repeatedly.

"The lights are flashering"

by Pro phasmo player May 3, 2022

12 o'clock flasher

Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)

Hey Johnny you busy?

Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.

Can't she do that herself?

Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

emergency flasher

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Hwy. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...

by alvit May 15, 2009