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SanFransexual (n)
A guy who will put on nail polish to go out dancing but won't spend an hour worrying about his hair; will wear dresses to bars, but will also fix your flat tire; will tell you what they're feeling, but will also bend you over a sawhorse.
i used to think i was bi, until i realized im just a sanfransexual.
by andy-tee July 29, 2005
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Flamosexual

A contraction of flaming and homosexual. A term used to describe dislike of something. Used similar to gay only stronger.
Wow, my computer's being flamosexual.
by AlEcyler December 11, 2003
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Flamosexual

A heterosexual who is flaming, that is to say acting more homosexual then the normal metrosexual. Flamosexual is considered by many to be an insult worse then the normal metrosexual. Flamosexuals are notorious for riding around in Ford mustangs.
Man, Alejandro spends so much time on his hair and puts so much gel that I swear he is a flamosexual...at least his mustang is cool.
by Carlos Graterol September 29, 2005
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Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!
- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!
by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016
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Fansexual

Some dumbass that gets off to to sticking themselves into fans
Fansexual: "Yeah I'm gonna shove my dick into those hot ass blades you dirty wind blowing cunt..."
by Turtlederp117 September 13, 2020
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fagsexual

A term used to describe someone who is homosexual.
Johnson is a fagsexual.
by bo$$$$$$ May 10, 2009
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fatsexual

A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.
Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.

Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.
by woo!party December 31, 2009
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