Flake Ass

A person that makes plans with someone and ditches them to hang out with other people.

Hey you hanging out Joe Cabana tonight? No he's a Flake Ass.

by Bob Dennis December 4, 2010

coco flakes

When the girl gets wet during sex and all her excess wetness dries and flakes off during penetration and falls onto the bed.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and after we finished there were coco flakes all over my sheets.

by Cocobutter February 4, 2015

Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

Temmie Flakes

Temmie Flakes! An original breakfast! Temmie Flakes! It's so good, you can't taste it! Temmie Flakes! Don't forget to digest it! Temmie Flakes in your mouth! (Part of a complete breakfast)

*Tem sayz Temmie Flakes is gud!
*It's just torn up pieces of coloured construction paper.

by A nerdy geek January 23, 2017

Frosted Flakes

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017

Doo Doo Flake

A Doo Doo Flake is when one attempts to fart and instead, little flakes of shit come out similar to ass dandruff. Usually done in locations out in public, where one hopes it does not happen.

AY YO, That mofo Tyrone Had to leave his baby Mama with her in laws cause he Doo Doo Flaked his Pants, that fool.

by Cereal08 August 20, 2014

butt flakes

A thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005