Failswitch Engage

True band name of Killswitch Engage.

Failswitch Engage sucks

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

failslut

A person who would be defined as a slut, except their promiscuous attempts are in vain.

Person 1: Dude, that girl's saggy tits are almost hanging out for everyone to see. She leaves nothing up to the imagination!

Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol

by invisibleunicycle January 31, 2009

flaids

1. A disease caught from a friend who's surname is Fletcher.

2. Fletcher aids.

I wouldn't drink that water if I were you, I've got flaids.
We went to Edinburgh and all got flaids.

by Maximator June 29, 2011

rat flail

A rat-flial is what Leo off VGCats makes with a club and a dead rat. He tied the rats tail to the tip of the stick.

Unfortunatly, if you use it, you will catch the plauge and die

Look, Its a rat-flial!!!

by milkoy May 9, 2005

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

by Al Harrington February 21, 2008

flail the fox

to masturbate

The average jock will flail the fox thrice daily.
Fox flailer! (insult)

by ikebab September 7, 2009

Flaishted

Male/Female, Flailing while shit-faced and shwasted.

"Dude did you see those two chicks, they were flailing inside Walmart at 4 in the morning and they looked really shit faced and shwasted they were f-ing flaishted."

by $MONEY$ October 16, 2012