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sex :D
to flagglesnap ;
flagglesnapping ,

to flagglesnap in bed.

bert: hellouueee there erniee. flagglesnap tonightt ? ;)
ernie: niceee , keeping it pg
bert: well .. do yuh ? ;)
ernie: most obviously *unzips pants*
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Awkward Flagpole

Noun; Part of the whole awkward "family" (i.e. Awkward Turtle). Used when someone says something awkward, and no one knows what to do. Used mostly when someone says something to try to be funny, and it doesnt work.

One makes the awkward flagpole by making fists with both hands and staking them on top of each other 3 times. On the 4th time, the hand on top opens, and the fingers start to wave and look like a flag.
My english teacher said something awkward the other day, and our class didnt know what to do, so I made the awkward flagpole and we all cracked up...except my teacher who looked at me weird.
by hazelnut January 18, 2008
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flagpole time

The time of night when it is so late that anything that anyone says or does appears to be absolutely hilarious. Technically is 3 am, but the actual time can vary.
Brett laughed so hard he couldn't breathe when he saw that mango thing. It must have been flagpole time.
by Laura-Bear June 21, 2007
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windy flagpole

when the girl farts on your penis just before commencing anal sex
after we got home from that mexican restaurant, we got back to my place and she wanted to try something new so we were about to start anal when she gave me a windy flagpole and i went home
by hornyllama69123 November 16, 2010
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windy flagpole

when the girl farts on your penis just before commencing anal sex
after we got home from that mexican restaurant, we got back to my place and she wanted to try something new so we were about to start anal when she gave me a windy flagpole and i went home
by hornyllama69123 November 17, 2010
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Fladöödles

A moose meat snack that looks like a mix between a cheese puff and pork rinds. Featured in the television series _iCarly_.
Can you go to the store and get me some Fladöödles?
I'm craving some Fladöödles real bad.
by RocketMeister June 5, 2010
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flagpole wedgie

i am a victim of wedgies to bullies. once i came to school early. unfortunately, so did the bullies. they saw me. they ran to me, took off all my clothes except my white undies, tied me up, carried me by my undies to the flagpole, made me drink five big glasses of water, and lifted me up by my undies to the top of the flagpole. one of the bullies videotaped the whole thing. the flag pole is REALLY high. every kid in school saw, and they laughed and took pictures and videos of me. i kept peeing. the buses left, and the teachers were at a meeting, so two hours after the buses left, one of the teachers saw and got me down. i was in that wedgie for 10 hours. my butt still hasnt recovered from that flagpole wedgie.
by Christopher Diddise March 11, 2008
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