taint fluff

-a failure

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

no fluff

Only realness, nothing superficial. Not at the surface, but the deep.

It's a way of being. You're only real.

Do you really like this?
Of course, no fluff ✨

by SOUND ΛLCHEMIST ✨ November 22, 2016

Fluff and Puff

Fluff and Puff is a phrase invented by YouTube personality Master T and taught by YouTuber Master Simon.

Fluff and Puff represents toxic processed foods and immoral lifestyles practiced by people. This includes oreo cookies and s&m clubs.

I do not want to eat Hershey's chocolate. Is Fluff and Puff. If I eat too much fluffy is mental illness.

by MikeTheIncel July 25, 2021

Faffery

Slow progress, beating around the bush.
Generally wasting time.

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'

by Meadhbh January 4, 2008

corporate fluff

Sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look "professional."

Company mission statements are full of corporate fluff;

We are committed to providing outstanding products at competitive prices. Our excellence in developing innovative solutions shall meet the evergrowing needs of today's modern consumer. Our high standards and integrity shall set the standard for this industry.

by _entivore_ September 11, 2006

Flaaffy

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".

If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy

by Ashketchum August 8, 2013

fluff nugget

A fluffy dog that looks like a nugget, usually the color brown.

Lilly the corgi is a fluff nugget .

by laxgalli May 8, 2018