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falcons suck

a nfl team that plays at the highschool level. has the worst overall record than any other nfl team and no chapionships. and their theme song is the teif rennie tin tin dead bird disco inferno casper slide cha cha dance. while performing this dance tieff rennie tin tin masturbates to the television.
ask mr. armstrong why the falcons suck
by falcon plucker November 7, 2009
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Falcons

A bird with large talons and a historically mediocre NFL franchise that has had some success, but also the biggest choke in Super Bowl history.
Jason had a very large lead in the game he was playing and it looked like he was going to run away with it, but he choked badly, therefore he pulled off a Falcons.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021
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Falcons effect

An effect where your team or another team in sports choke a big lead in a game, mainly when there's barely any time on the clock.

This term originates from Super Bowl 51 (LI) when the Atlanta Falcons stupidly choked a 28-3 lead against the Patriots somehow.
Viewer: "I can't believe my team choked a bloody 2 point lead in soccer!"
Other viewer: "What a Falcons effect!"
by haterzenx May 7, 2023
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Flocons Sauvages

The french name for a blizzard or snowstorm. Can also be used in English as Savage Snowflakes.
Il y a des flocons sauvages à l'extérieur.
by Kane Enable April 22, 2010
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Falcons

Having huge cans, perfectly rounded and perky.
Hey Nancy, Nice Falcons!
by Efstathios Papadopoulos July 9, 2004
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Atlanta Falcons

Guy 1: "What team did Michael Vick play for before he became a beast quarterback?"

Guy 2: "Atlanta Falcons"
by tomatoes100 February 26, 2011
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Falcons

Jim Mora, headcoach of the Falcons is attempting to change the definition of a football offense. Despite never having back to back winning seasons, Falcons fans are still cocky and ignorant. Michael Vick (RB) is their main weapon on offense. Occaisionally Jim Mora mixes up plays and has Vick throw the ball, but usually into the ground.

NFL defenses has figured out Atlantas scrambling offense, as long as Michael Vick is their direct-snap RB, they won't make it to the playoffs
Person A: Did you hear Great bay (1-7) beat the Falcons?
Person B: Yeah, shows how great their offense is.
by PBNation December 28, 2005
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