flabbergasted 

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

flabbergasted by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

flabbergasted 

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

flabbergasted by theamazingass December 21, 2021

flabbergasted 

surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart

who just flabbergasted?

flabbergasted by 572389420394283 July 28, 2011

Flabbergasted 

When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.

Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.

Flabbergasted by asadmoon October 23, 2008

Flabbergasting hmong 

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women

Flabbergasting hmong by JI DION October 24, 2022

Flabbergasted 

When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.

I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.

Flabbergasted by SumCat22 July 31, 2023

Flabbergasted 

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .

I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!

Flabbergasted by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019