Fjord

The act of crossing a fjord by way of walking, running, hopping or jumping on fallen trees and rocks.

The troubled child found fjording a nearby creek to be a rather enjoyable and uplifting hobby in the wake of his depression.

by Lancer Larry May 20, 2009

fjortis

Derived from the word for fourteen (fjorton) in scandinavian languages. The plural is fjortisar.

Locally in scandinavia fjortis is used as a (somewhat derogatory) term for a person (commonly a girl) around that age.

Internationally, used for pictures of such a girl in sexually provocative poses.

by Trunkerad September 19, 2003

fjord

A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes, usually pined for by the Slumbering Norwegian Blue Parrot.

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

by ParaTr00p3r March 15, 2009

Fjord

The name fjord is a Viking name meaning dangerouse or crazy. Fjord is certainly one of a kind. Although nobody wants to admit it, Fjord is a disappointment. He doesn't need drugs or alcohol, because he is already mentally crazy. Most Fjords are in a mental hospital, if not they soon will be.

"RED ALERT!!! FJORD IS APROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!!"

by Doctor of pie February 24, 2021

Fjortisperism

a wonderful religion circulating our frälsare FjortisPer.

It all started when Pär söndagspetade his näsa to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins. This historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we peta our näsor.

Is your mom ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?

- Hell yeah, Pär will be so proud! I love fjortisperismen!

by stoltfjortist October 10, 2021

fjorkin'

Adjective:
Indicating an extreme degree of, really, greatly.

That was fjorkin' ridiculous!

by Anonymous March 20, 2005

fjord fever

when a black person lusts after a white person; see also: jungle fever
used in Party Down Season 2 Episode 4

man: hey did you see that white girl getting after that black guy? major case of jungle fever.
man two: nah man you got it reversed, that's fjord fever.

by sometimesitsok November 14, 2011