fjork 

(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.

Gas is 3.49 a gallon? What the fjork?

fjork by cosmo August 17, 2004

fjork 

to violently stab someone with the male reproductive organ. this makes your feel like a king.

bah, it was the best fjork ever

fjork by mark November 24, 2003

Forked Up 

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.

Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up 

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks

Oh my god she's so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 5, 2022

Dry Cereal with a Fork 

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

Dry Cereal with a Fork by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

fork out 

to pay your share of money for something

1: You gonna fork out for a limousine?
2: Hell no!

fork out by lufluf December 13, 2007

hit it with the fork 

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

hit it with the fork by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013