Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.

"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."

by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010

FRITTERING

The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.

All I can think about at this donut shop is going home and frittering you.

by battlecat316 September 1, 2013

fingerling

fingering ones anal passage

"Do you mind? i'm fingerling my girlfriend!"

by Bishkan_Eco_Warrior_Princess June 3, 2005

Fingerlings

Ring like objects worn over half of the finger, usually made out of fabric, vinyl or leather.

The basketball team wore matching fingerlings at the homecoming game.

by TyC Fingerlings June 9, 2010

futterbingers

IMish for butterfingers. Meaning, clumsy, particularly doing typoes.

Actual example, copied and pasted from IM:

Downstrike: ALready thger.

Downstrike: already there

Downstrike: Just call me futterbingers.

by Downstrike May 27, 2005

flittering

Flirting with someone on Twitter

He and I were flittering all day, I sooo didn't get any work done.

by jenaye_m13 October 14, 2009

Filtering

The act of drinking an alcoholic beverage through a prostitute's used (and still warm) underwear.

Dan got extremely pissed and contracted oral herpes after filtering a pint of beer.

by Filter-Boys December 15, 2008