fitch

1)(V) to forcefully defecate
2)(V) to accidentally defecate
3)(N) Vast and excessive amounts of excrement

Guy #1-"Dude!!! Look at all that fitch!!"

Guy #1-"Bro, I just ate some bad apples..."
Guy #2-"Dude why don't you and fitch?"

Guy #1-"Hey dude did you hear about Mark Peterson?"
Guy #2-"No dude what happened to him?"
Guy #1-"He got punched in the stomach and fitched!"
Guy #2-"Oh dude nasty!"

by ¡Mr.T! April 21, 2008

Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.

by My Fault April 14, 2011

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

by MMath January 05, 2012

the fitch

when you are scared to buy condoms so you put in in the rear

" Hey Lochy I'm going to have to do "The fitch" I'm way too scared to buy those condoms"

by fitcheypooo June 15, 2023

FITCH

An acronym that stands for frequently inhale the chronic herb.

In simpler terms, the act of smoking weed.

I like to FITCH as soon as I wake up.

by oliver spitts December 16, 2019

fitches

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.

as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'

by alex jones August 27, 2003

Fitch

What dogs in South Africa (pronounced "Sauth Ifrikka" by South Africans) do when you throw them a stick or a ball.

"Fitch, boy! Fitch it!!!"

by MagickDio April 23, 2010