a hand motion that simulates masturbation.
to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.
im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}
i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}
anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}
i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}
anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
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Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
by Myk29 November 24, 2009
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