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fire drill

A method for getting no-longer-wanted company up off your couch and out the door.
“Come on, Bottom, fire drill!”
“Wait, I’m not done telling you about the cool dream I had during my nap.”
The house is on fire, Bottom! Go, go, go!”
by Bottom Ford, Esq March 21, 2014
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Fire drill

A drill that is immune to any hot temperature no matter how extreme it is.
Do you need to drill something for construction when it’s super hot out? Use a fire drill!
by Dray’s Dictionary February 14, 2021
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Fire drill

A practice where the fire marshal visits the building to release a fire hornrt nest, which fear people enough for them to evacuate the building without the need for the fire alarm. A few people will get stung by fire hornrts on the way out of the building
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018
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fire drill

A loud beeping fire alarm that happens every month at school
STUDENTS, EVACUATE THE BUILDING! THERE IS A FIRE DRILL
by UDfan1234567890 December 10, 2018
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Fire Drill

The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!
Fire Drill at Saint Marys as Chelsea score 4 before the half-time whistle
by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2022
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Fire Drill Steamer

During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.
John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."
by Ol' Frenchy January 1, 2010
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fire drill quickie

During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.
Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.
by eg3311 December 31, 2011
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