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flippinitis

Inflammation of the middle finger, which causes you to randomly flip people off. Also considered a game between close friends to try and catch them off guard by flipping them off unexpectedly.
"Dude, I got flippinitis yesterday and it wont go away!!!!" *flips off friend*
by KaylaC December 15, 2008
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Filipanish

A mix between a Filipino and Spaniard (heritage).
Spain invaded the Philippines, making most of the citizens there Filipanish.
by taraP October 3, 2007
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filipenis

Contrary to Professor Anon's definition, (which mostly got thumbs up because the Internet is infested by Filipinos who tend to be on the net 24-7) an average Filipino's penis is nowhere near 7.5 inches.

It is still close to the average Asian penis size, which is 5.5 inches in length.

Spanish and American blood contrary to popular Filipino opinion (which is full of colonial mentality meaning they wannabe white) is not even 10% present in 95% of the Filipino population.

If you think the reason there's a lot of Filipinos with white women in America compared to other Asian men is because of their penis size, you are sorely mistaken. Unlike men, not all women measure a man's worth by how big their penises are.

So if you're Filipino and reading the other definition and feel bad for yourself because your dick is nowhere near 7.5 inches, don't be. Most likely your dick size is close to the median. Just be confident, love yourself and go pursue the woman you want whatever her ethnicity.
Filipino Dude: Man, my cousin has a hot white girlfriend!

Filipino Dude 2: Yeah dude, it's because Filipinos have big dicks man. It's the Spanish/American blood in us! Filipenis ftw!!

Filipino Dude 3: No, you're wrong. He has a hot white girlfriend because he actually had the balls to ask her out while you two sit around playing DoTA or WoW on your computers 24-7. Get a life. Filipenis is mostly only 5.5 inches long.

Filipino Dude 1 & 2: ...
by apersonwhoknows December 1, 2010
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filippo

a man with a very huge cock. he like to smoke ganja, drink beer and fucks a lot.

a man of culture.
you fuck a lot, you’re such a filippo
by i.mean.coke November 21, 2021
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filippi

The Filippi family is a business familt with contacts all over the world
by Diegololy January 17, 2007
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Filippo

Filippo is liked by everyone and so charming, you can never be mad at him for long. In return he is kind and patient with people he cares about and many people will tell you that he is the best person they ever met. He is also very generous and modest. He will always be there for a friend in need. Also he loves giving and receiving surprises and will always have the most thoughtful gift ideas. His generosity goes sometimes even too far. He is always afraid of being a burden to others, but he has no measure of how much he lets others be a burden to him. Filippo is classicly handsome and it is just too easy to get lost in his beautiful eyes and curls around his head. He looks like Michelangelos David and has caused many to lose their head. He is incredibly smart and even though he is way too humble to admit it, he will be the most intelligent and intellectual person you'll ever meet.

Some would say, he is a mystery. And yes, getting to know him takes a while as he uses words as tools of power and experiences most power in holding them back. Nonetheless when he speaks or writes, he shows to have the purest soul and the most sensitive, passionate and poetic way of thinking and writing. He has an incredible talent to say so many things in very few words. Once you have him in your life, you will never stop appreciating his precious personality and will do everything to keep him.
What? Did he not tell you? - No he told me nothing until we were already there! - A classic Filippo.
by Cucciolina November 21, 2021
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Filippo

Filippo: he knows
by Gians116 November 23, 2021
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