figs

short form of "figures"

a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.

my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
Me: FIGS!

my boyfriend: Wanna do it?
Me: FIIIIIGS!!!!

Me: i'm hungry.... figs.

by CCAA VIP 07 March 6, 2007

FIG

Fat Indian Girl

Pizza , cookies , pop , brownies , spaghetti , & Chinese food . I'm such a fig .

by marshmellowbabu January 10, 2012

FIG

A name for a graduate that still hangs around high school and their high school friends.

It's an abbreviation of "Forgot I Graduated."

What are you doing here FIG, I thought you graduated from this place?

by GKGfan October 27, 2006

FIG

Fucking Indian Guy

That FIG is doing the coding now.

by acedanger June 3, 2011

fig

A rude name to call a kid who acts gay... a code word for fag

Brian is such a fig he touch Adom yesterday

by big ang May 3, 2005

fig

v.

not the fruit, but an interjection, noun, or verb depending on the way it is said.

a nicer form of the commonly over-used curseword "fuck"

this word evolved due to a couple of strict parental units who will not let their child (me) utter the curse word "fucking"

although "fuck" can also be interpreted as a sexual action or verb, fig is not and has saved me from being misinterpreted many times.

FIG YA'LL!!!

Go fig yourself.

Fig this! I'm leaving.

You're such a fig, Fred.

by Melissa Powers December 3, 2003

Fig

a nice way to call your boyfriend a fag

"suck my hard cock, you fig"

by knottafig March 23, 2009