Ball Fiddler

Someone who plays around or fiddles with a male's balls.

Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."

by Brunettebabe March 8, 2009

Target Finder

Weapon attachment in Black Ops 2 for guns that lights up red when someone is in your crosshairs. Widely employed by scrubs who can't aim.

Guy camping in corner with Lsat + Target finder: Man I'm pro!

by Thatperson4321 March 21, 2013

cannon fodder

Usually soldiers who are used as "fodder" during an attack to use up enemy fire before launching an attack. Cannon Fodder is usually made up of useless units that are in-expensive.

Send in the peons against the archers first then follow up with our calvary.

by Demonghast June 30, 2003

food fodder

At a dinner table, when there's nothing to talk about but the food. (Usually awkward and directionless conversation)

Justin: "How's that steak treating ya?"

Rick: (finishes chewing) "It's good... How's your pasta?"

Justin: "It's good...."

(Awkward silence ensues)

Rick: (Thinking to himself) "That conversation was such food fodder"

by ChubbsYK March 30, 2011

Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).

Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003

Chicken Fiddler

A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...

Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?

OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh

Fuck you John!

by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013

spank fodder

any material or imagery that is used simply for jacking off

That headshot of Tony Danza made for some great spank fodder for Kevin.

by Rugdoctor June 24, 2006