fibromyasshole

Currently know as fibromyalgia. This is the diagnosis the doctor gives you to get you the hell out of his office so he does not need to hear your BS about why you need oxy.

I need some oxy and that medicine that starts with a D for my in unexplainable pain caused by fibromyasshole #addict

by XRN1 February 21, 2020

Fibromyalgia

Literally: "muscle pain" A diagnosis made in the absence of pathology, i.e. the antithesis of disease. Normally - but not always - presents in older, obese women who are unsuccessful at some aspect of their life - sexual, financial, career. It is a real phenomenon - but it is the somatic expression of depression, not a physical disease. Commonly treated, unfortunatley, by narcotics. Counseling and therapy would be better.

How come your mom's on disability?

She has fibromyalgia, so her best friend is morphine.

by phormio of Athens October 25, 2006

Fibromyalgia

A life-sucking, soul-killing disease. You feel sick enough to cancel dinner with your friends, but not sick enough to miss work. Symptoms are similar to the flu: fatigue, body aches, fevers (they come and go) and major brain fog. The symptoms can flair up without warning, which makes planning ahead impossible. No known cures. Pain medication can help, so can yoga, swimming and meditation.

There are several theories as to fibromyalgia's cause, including pollution, aspertame, sick buildings and more. There are several snake-oil "cures" out there; it pays to be cautious.

Last year I was going to the gym five days a week, working all day, attending graduate school at night and taking care of my husband and house. Today I count myself blessed if I can make it through work without a pain pill--all because of fibromyalgia, a disease most people don't believe exists (such as in the prior entry here).

by Tamra November 22, 2005

Fibromyalgia

The disease that people claim is assailing the when they are done with working, responsibilities, house cleaning, body cleansing, and any other activity requiring and real exercise or movement of the body.

Dude, your Mom stinks man!
Yeah, she's got fibromyalgia, she's decided not to shower anymore.

by ouchie1 June 6, 2005

Fibromyalgia

someone who is in pain all the time, it never stops. that someone gets lack of sleep deprivation and has brain fog and depression, and has to deal with a bunch of assholes that say you're disease is fake, but you try not to mind those fucking cunts. so people that dont believe in it...GO FUCK A DUCK ASSHOLE.

Kaitlyn; Im sorry i can't , my Fibromyalgia is worse today.

bobby: OH yeah right.

Kaitlyn; YOU KNOW WHAT MOTHERFUCKER. GO DRIVE INTO THE OCEAN SO THE LITTLE SHARKS CAN CHOMP ON YOUR LIMBS.

by goatturtles March 16, 2011

Fibromyalgia

A real disease that way too few people believe exist, especially by the drunk dicks who have nothing better to do than belittle people through this site. I'm 19, I was diagnosed at 17. Every single day I struggle with depression, anxiety, agoraphobia, extreme fatigue, 'fibro fog' and so many other symptoms. I used to be a straight A student and planned to go into neuroscience. Now, my goal more days than not is to be able to actually get up on time for my classes. My grades are now C's when I'm working 10x as hard. This isn't some excuse so that people can just be lazy and do nothing all day, it's real, it's painful, and each day with it is a struggle. So unless you know what it's like to wish you were dead more days than not, don't say that it's just all in my head. Remember karma's a fucking bitch.

Lily: Hey, want to do this thing that you absolutely love?
Sam: I would love to, but I can't even think straight right now because of my Fibromyalgia. Fuck my life.

by fibromyalgic April 13, 2011

Fibropapopipi

A very bad disease at causes diahrrea, vomiting and beast looks. A young child, Michael, was diagnosed with this disease and is now so ono. Please consult your doctor if you think you have these symptoms.

Person 1: The Fibropapopipi is making all the monglolians break down the city wall!
Person 2: Ho daaaamn! We're sorry!

by Jordynisbeast November 21, 2010