Fitchburg Fudgepacker

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

Katie Fucking Fitch

The words uttered by UK Skins generation two character Katie Fitch (played by Megan Prescott) when asked the question:

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Usually post punching the asker of that question in the face.

Can also be used when querying who you are.

WAG: "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Katie: "I'm Katie fucking Fitch who the fuck are you?"

Katie: "I don't know who I am anymore"
Effy: "I thought you were Katie fucking Fitch"

by networksarah December 14, 2010

Fiachra

A kid of Irish decent who makes people laugh and makes people feel good

"Hey. Have you met that Fiachra kid?"
"Ya, he's hella funny"

by fkofarrell September 12, 2016

flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.

That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.

by noyb! January 6, 2008

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007

Fitch Hick

Comes from the word "hick" and the store "Abercrombie and Fitch." It refers to upper middle class suburbia kids who claim to be redneck, country, or white trash, but own pricey and flashy pick up trucks, wear brand name clothes like Abercrombie and Fitch flannels or Timberland boots, and collect expensive hunting equipment with no knowledge on how to use it. Fitch hicks are popular in high schools in suburban towns where you have to drive at least 15 minutes to be anywhere near a country area or even decent hunting woods.

Person 1: "Hey, why is Frank saying he's white trash? Don't his parents make bank selling insurance?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah, he's going through his Fitch hick phase. Just wait 'till he pulls into the parking lot in a brand new $45,000 truck. You know, to prove how country he is."
Person 1: "Yeah, his L.L. Bean camouflage jacket really goes well with his nicely styled faux hawk and his $400 class ring."

by Jaye Coleman December 29, 2011

clam filtcher

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.

Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.

by John O. B. October 23, 2008