A bowel movement characterized primarily by substantial heat in and around the anal sphincter, often accompanied by severe gut rot. This condition is caused by the consumption of spicy food, like jalapeno peppers or buffalo wings. Firedump will often cause extended visits to the washroom and can drastically inhibit one's productivity for the rest of the day.
The morning after eating a dozen hot buffalo wings and nachos with jalapenos, Patrick sat on the toilet for over an hour as his firedump burned his asshole.
by danpatcon December 2, 2010
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Synonyms: Get the boot, get the axe, canned, terminated, dismissed, laid-off, discharged, pink-slipped.
Synonyms: Get the boot, get the axe, canned, terminated, dismissed, laid-off, discharged, pink-slipped.
Honey, I haev terrible news. I've just been fired!
Dude, he just got the boot.
My friend just got terminated.
When do you think he'll get canned?
Dude, he just got the boot.
My friend just got terminated.
When do you think he'll get canned?
by Jesse McShortcakes May 18, 2006
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Fhired • fired • firedog • Fired Up • Firedawg • FiHired • FireDemonz • [fired on] • Fireduck • Firedump
Noun: A military firefighter. Loves to run into fires, saves lives, and bang all the military intelligence chicks. He is also paid well to do this. Hated by all (male intel) while in Technical School.
Some Jealous Intel Fag: "Firedawgs are not your wingmen!"
Hot Intel Chic: "Yea, they find you when you're hot but leave you wet..."
Jealous Intel Fag: "Noooooooo!!!!"
Hot Intel Chic: "Yea, they find you when you're hot but leave you wet..."
Jealous Intel Fag: "Noooooooo!!!!"
by Midnight_J June 20, 2009
Get the Firedawg mug.When neither of your moms are technically male and through your knowledge of the genetic necessity of a sperm requirement for you to exist, you determine through statistical probabilities that your dad is most likely a firefighter. Then you become a model and search worldwide for your firedad.
by 18-01 June 9, 2018
Get the Firedad mug.The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.
The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.
I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 4, 2018
Get the alaskan chinese firedragon mug.When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon
by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009
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