fetality

A partial-birth abortion. Basically, the doctor pulls out the baby and crushes its skull. It's possibly the most awesome thing in the universe.

Pregnant Woman: FINISH HIM!
*Doctor pulls out baby and crushes skull*
Shang Tsung: FETALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

by N. Dover May 4, 2007

Facebook fertility

The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know

how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes

by naveenforfriends March 21, 2011

fertility symbols

Clichés such as as phalli, (see phallus), ankhs, crucifixes, eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white; the proper trappings for certain pagan holidays, such as Easter.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

futility

An extremely unintelligent attention whore who enjoys posting radical, unsupported claims on internet fora, then insulting anyone who dares disagree. Sometimes a troll. Frequents www.penny-arcade.com/forums. Takes offense to having his name capitalized.

futility is such troll. Why won't he just give up and die?

by Jake V July 29, 2008

male fertility

Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS

Willy: male fertility like squirrel
spidey: mallot
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd

by bruce rockifeller January 11, 2005

exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.

Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.

by leroywaggle June 14, 2011

fertility glitter

The female correlative to dick dust.

That very happy, very butch lady in overalls seems to have a thin smattering of fertility glitter upon her upper lip.

by Muskartart June 29, 2009