by JARIK B. UNDERFOOT December 7, 2015
Get the ferlanded mug.A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
by One time April 16, 2008
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A person who is furloughed due to Covid-19 and decides to do something positive and share their skills with a good cause or charity.
I've been Furlonteering for UN Women - it's been great to keep a purpose whilst on furlough and make a difference! Have you registered as a Furlonteer?
by nadulode May 28, 2020
Get the Furlonteer mug.A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007
Get the felony forest mug.by George May 13, 2005
Get the Felon mug.It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.
by Acissejdnaleon December 7, 2017
Get the felony feet mug.1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).
2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.
2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.
by Lolita Files December 26, 2008
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