Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?
Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?
Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.
Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*
Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?
Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.
Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*
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