The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.
When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.
by Goldgoatturd February 23, 2009
Get the dis-feng shui-tional mug.the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.
I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010
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I wasn't able to sleep until I feng shuied the couch onto its end.
Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?
Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?
by divine.deletia January 11, 2006
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"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
by Brian March 6, 2003
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