Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.
"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."
by SophieColine August 4, 2009
Get the fetard mug.1) "Dude, wanna smoke a bowl or something before you go home?"
"I don't know man, I've got to talk to my mom when I get home."
"well, maybe just a fernard?"
"yea, I suppose I could handle just a fernard."
"I don't know man, I've got to talk to my mom when I get home."
"well, maybe just a fernard?"
"yea, I suppose I could handle just a fernard."
by Bernard McWilliams October 18, 2008
Get the Fernard mug.Tom: Dude, did you see that crazy looking guy that just walled by?
Dick: Yeah, he was totally rocking a feard!
Dick: Yeah, he was totally rocking a feard!
by Dan. P September 9, 2011
Get the Feard mug.In the singular, this is a term more commonly slurred by drunken idiots- ie "You, eh? Eh!! You don'even wannave a go at Mick, you'll get your'ed ripped off, right?? Eh!! He's fnard! Harder n you!!" In this instance, the words "fucking" and "hard" have been run together.
In the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed bollocks of those men who can't find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. Fat nards. Fnards.
In the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed bollocks of those men who can't find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. Fat nards. Fnards.
Geoff flopped gratefully down on the nudist beach; ignoring the horrified stares of the beautiful people he opened his legs and aired his fnards.
by MagickDio September 3, 2010
Get the Fnards mug.A fake beard, similar to a fauxhawk (fake mohawk). Basically it's where the beard-grower (usually a man) has enough facial hair for it to be recognised as more than just stubble or bumfluff, but not enough facial hair for it to be recognised as a beard. Hence the inbetween part is called a "feard"
Ed: Check out my beard, it's so manly!
Jenny: Umm it's not really a beard though, is it?!
James: Yeah, it's a bit lame!
Ed: Hmm, okay then - check out my feard, it's so nearly
manly!
Jenny: Hell yeah it is!
James: Right on dude!
Jenny: Umm it's not really a beard though, is it?!
James: Yeah, it's a bit lame!
Ed: Hmm, okay then - check out my feard, it's so nearly
manly!
Jenny: Hell yeah it is!
James: Right on dude!
by Ed Law June 25, 2007
Get the feard mug.FEE-nerd - noun.
1. a female possessing unusually impressive mental acuteness.
2. like a nerd, but cuter.
1. a female possessing unusually impressive mental acuteness.
2. like a nerd, but cuter.
My girlfriend is a fenerd.
by Jackie P. May 14, 2005
Get the fenerd mug.a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies
When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!
by G.B.Z.A. May 14, 2006
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