Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.
That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.
by Bloodsunday October 15, 2004
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Feltching

The act of Feltching is also when a man (or woman) fucks someone up their ass, and proceeds to lick fr the bottom to the top of their back in one single sexual motion
"Geez raybor, that was one Feltching seriously good felt hung you performed on me last night!"
by Tha Juggla January 04, 2019
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Feltch

When a man cums in a womans/mans bum and then sucks the cum out. Lots of Gays do this but men and women do it to
heard in eminems song 'Insane' - Dont you know what feltched means? ye. Well then tell me would you rather get feltched or do the feltching, fuck 'em in the arse and suck the cum out while you're beltching, burp blench and go back for a second helping.

Last night i wanted Mason to feltch me, he was like errrrman! bun/fuck that, but we did it anyway hehe

Heard you feltched that new girl, yeman ' ;)
by farrahmae July 22, 2011
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Feltch

To juggle or inspect ones genitals in a manner in which to gather medical information.
Dr. Rosenpenis feltched by balls during his examination to check for a hernia.
by Riverabung June 23, 2014
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Air Feltch

When you are lip-locked onto another persons butt-hole and they fart into your mouth, so that you can then blow that same fart back up their ass, swapping back and forth and back and forth
Hey, you heard about Air Feltching?
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.
by TheSoftestBalls January 02, 2021
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Feltch Bomb

The act of farting feltch matter whilst in the hot-tub, causing it to float to the surface
Tom and Gary could only laugh when Paul's feltch bomb circled the surface of the hot-tub.
by tprider December 28, 2008
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feltch monkey

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching
Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey
by Archrin October 03, 2003
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