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fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.
Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters
by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011
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fb shitting

Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb shitting and come out.
by Madix85 June 1, 2018
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FB

Fuck Buddy. A person who are having casual sex with on a regular basis, but are not involved in a romantic relationship with.
We aren't a couple, she's just my fb.
by Asher April 13, 2005
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fb

Fb is an acronym used on social media sites such as instagram meaning " Follow Back".
*follows Kim on ig and comments on a pic*
"Fb?"
by Xmariah6 February 4, 2015
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FB PDA

n. excessive Facebook activity related to one's significant other that is uneccesary and disgusting when it pops up on one's friends' newsfeed. Common examples include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Use of the word "baby" after every word written to one's significant other.

2. Making every status update about one's bf or gf.

3. Having full blown conversations under comments on a wall post, when you damn well know, you could have just picked up the phone and talked to them if you loved them so much.

4. Posting picutres of the two of you, even though they are blurry/you both look awful, just to prove you actually are in a realtionship that exists beyond your fb wall.
A-"Hey baby what are u doing later :) :) ?"
B-"Baby, not much baby. Want to get together?"
A-"Sure baby, sounds good. I'll call you later then baby."
B-"Love you baby <3"
A-''Baby see you in an hour baby."
C- "Enough with the FB PDA you two. Get a room."
by Harry Walsh March 7, 2010
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FB'ed

The act of ruining an object or process due to the incompetency of a dumb, typically overweight co-worker.
See fat bastard
Richard is such an ass. I asked him for help with this book binding project, but he glued all the pages upside down and totally FB'ed it.
by Lil' Cheezy May 21, 2008
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fb earthquake

wen facebook starts freezing,jamming and fb chat crashes every other moment!
by nikbegins January 21, 2011
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