fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

Fagtard

A mix between faggot and retard, usually offensive

You are a fagtard; your actions would make one assume you were a fagtard

by Christopher Ord December 6, 2006

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

Fantard

A combination word of "fan" and "retard".
Used to describe the over-enthused or crazy and obsessed fans of American Idol!

That crazy girl with the American Idol sign is a FANTARD!

by willywee September 26, 2008

faptard

Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.

G Bush is the biggest faptard I know

by APTID July 11, 2006

Fagtard

This is a mix of being a fucking fag and a retard

you will come to a conclusion that this makes fagtard

Its extremely useful when getting ripped on this word never backfires and the opposer will most likely shit his pants laughing

Basically its the new douchbag

Oh my god that kid is the biggest fucking fagtard known to man

by Steven Findlay April 14, 2008

Fantard

A combination word of "fan" and "retard".
Usually used to describe the over-enthused or hardcore retard fans of various TV shows/comics/games/etc. such as Dragonball or Star Wars.

Let's start killing Star Wars fantards.

by Gauphastus April 21, 2004