fauxning

Pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid speaking to someone on the street

As the signature petition gatherer approached, she was quickly fauxning in a call on her cell phone

by steve garvey August 16, 2008

fauxnime

n: a form of animation not originating from Japan in which characteristics of genuine anime are used excessively, usually to increase TV ratings or generate a false sense of security.

adj: imitating Japanese animation styles and/or concepts

"Teen Titans" is one of the most easily recognized fauxnime shows.

by OmniSynth October 1, 2005

fauxner

A fake erection created by your pants when you sit down.

Hey Bill, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Naw man that's just a fauxner.

by The Delicious Destroyer April 12, 2007

fauxnus

The promise of the potential of the possibility of a bonus which never comes to fruition. The false (faux), never-intended-to-be-given promise of the potential of the possibility of a monetary bonus whose conditions are never met and which never comes to fruition.

After working diligently for several months in anticipation of much needed monetary bonuses, John realized his fauxnus structure.

by Lil'Red September 15, 2010

fauxnection

A false connection made to another person in order to gain something from them. Usually information or other things not easily procured otherwise. Involves pretending an otherwise non-existent acquaintance.

1. Heather made a fauxnection with the bouncer to get us into the club.

by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012

fauxnate

Giving donations to an organization that does relatively little for the cause they advocate.

I fauxnated to the Susan G. Komen Foundation for this lousy pink ribbon t-shirt and all they contributed to breast cancer research was 15%.

by Dirty Dict September 17, 2014

Fauxlympics

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004