An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.
by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007
Get the fauxner mug.noun phrase: A slow line at a store checkout, the cause of one's being faux queued.
verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.
expletive: see example
verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.
expletive: see example
noun phrase: I was caught in a faux queue caused by a little old lady who insisted on paying with exact change, which she knew she had somewhere in her purse....
verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment?
expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man!
verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment?
expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man!
by Karl Pfeifer August 17, 2006
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by all kids love heavy metal January 4, 2009
Get the faux snow mug.A knock off or fake of a really expensive, often fashion related, item sold for "one hell of a deal". Derived from the watch, Rolex, being a famous 'knocked off' item. Usually purchased from a street vendor, out of the back of a van or in another questionable transaction. And usually of poor quality.
"Check out the watch I got from this guy on eBay! A Rolex... for $50!"
"Dude... that's a Faux-lex. The '5' is upsidedown."
"Dude... that's a Faux-lex. The '5' is upsidedown."
by Rock Deputy November 5, 2005
Get the Faux-lex mug.(Fornt-ing) To faunt, is to bite your checks and try and smile, resulting in what is uncommonly know as faunting.
Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.
Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.
Jeremy was frustrated because he failed his school exam so he faunted at the teacher.
Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.
Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.
by Sir Faunts-a-lot October 15, 2008
Get the faunting mug.- Oh crap, what did you do man?! She's total jailbait!
- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.
- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.
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Get the fauxbait mug.A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. A common hangout for hipsters. Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"
Yuppie: "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive,"
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
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Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
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by Lasko August 3, 2006
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