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Fatpal

Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs
~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~

~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~
by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006
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Fatpocritic

In order for this title to apply two pre-existing conditions must exist:

A: The individual in question must weigh no less than 300lbs and have trouble doing daily activities (breathing walking etc.)
B: The individual must consistently eat tiny meals and condescendingly provide nutrition tips to others.

This deadly combination result in table banter that will include some or all of the following:

“You shouldn’t eat that”, “That’s not good for you” “I wouldn’t do that”

“That’s why I eat….”, “This is too much” (referring to 2 cucumber slices with salt and pepper)

“I make healthy choices” (and eat them) “These are good for you”

Behind the scenes and on weekends, these individuals usually eat entire immigrant (not accounted for) families and attempt to roll in the grisly greasy leftovers. Their bodies’ heavy with foreign flesh, they pass into a food coma that results in additional fat accumulation. Once this state of exteme gluttony has passed they roll into a swimming pool for easy cleaning ready to criticize others again.
" That Fatpocritic told me I shouldn't drink water, because it makes me heavier."
by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010
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Sexual perversion; man who enjoy's spreading his man seeds to others through baking his love juice into cakes and other tasty treats.
A Fratpacker goes into work with a lovely homemade cake, baked fresh that morning. Little do his fellow workmates know, the cake is spiced with several spoonfuls of his very own love juice.
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fapachino

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.
dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino
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fatacular

One that is spectacularly fat.
Jerry Springer invited a redneck on his show because he and his family were so fatacular.
by cool4dude April 29, 2005
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Fapacity

The amount of times one can fap in a 24 hour period.
My fapacity is about 6 on a good day.
by 13576 June 30, 2016
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Fapachino

"One fapachino please"
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