fatocalypse

Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.

Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.

by trilobite_maven_of_prague March 11, 2011

Fagobago

Fag in Giberish

Shes such a Fagobago

by MissyKazam January 31, 2009

fapobyte

The unit of measurement for porn storage.

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."

by lostnthenet July 7, 2010

fatback chopper

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.

The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.

by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008

Fatberg

Noun \ˈfat-bərg\: A mass of festering food fat mixed with wet wipes and sanitary products found in a sewer system.

"Given we’ve got the biggest sewers and this is the biggest fatberg we’ve encountered, we reckon it has to be the biggest such berg in British history."

by Dooner P. Jenkins September 5, 2013

fatoloser

a person that is only ice-cream tolerent and and favors the sport of sleeping and being hipnotized by the television

"What did you do today Gertrute?"
"I slept, ate ice-cream and I saw A LION!"
"A LION?!"
"Yeah! the T.V showed me!"
"Oh, you're such a fatoloser!"

by snowydooodlefunfun September 30, 2011

Fatbag

A medium pizza, rolled up and deep-fried. It is officially called a pizza roll. Usually ordered when intoxicated. The favorite food of drunk St. Lawrence University students. If eaten sober, the first few bites tend to taste quite delicious. The same can't be said about the last few bites. THE ultimate diet killer, hence the name "fatbag."

"I was so drunk last night, I called Sergi's and ate a whole fatbag by myself."

by Larry and Muffy April 16, 2006