Fattie Blowjob

A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.

Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"

Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"

by Condog4 September 6, 2009

devilish fatties

evil little minions who eat everything in sight.

Rachel: "Oh hot damn, did you see those fat sons of bitches?!"

Michelle: "No, what the fuck?!"

Kristin: "Oh do you mean the devilish fatties?"

Melissa: "Aw, shit. I hate those fat fucks."

by ChunkedNigg July 20, 2009

peppermint fattie

When a girl is sucking your penis,she chews a mint.Then she proceeds to suck your penis,which will have a cool,fresh,sensation.

''Man!This chick was giving me head,and after she licked my gooch,she gave me a peppermint fattie!

by gooch-sicles September 2, 2010

Fattie McFatPhuk

i. Somebody who is extremely fat and obnoxious.
ii. An affectionate term for a friend.
iii. Someone who eats more than you do.
iv. Someone you hate.

Viraj: How are you?
Xtina: Good and you fattie mcfatphuk?

by cseim June 14, 2008

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

fatsie

when two fat people are sitting one seat apart in the movie theater and their respective fats reach across the empty seat and touch throughout the movie.

similar to footsie.

the guy sitting in the seat beside the seat i was sitting by was fat too and our fat touched. we played fatsie the whole movie.

by viciouskev July 26, 2009

Fatmerica

Today's America is a "fat" America, or simply FATMERICA.

Joe: Hey Stacey, did you enjoy your holiday in Europe?
Stacey: Yes, I really enjoyed all the fresh and healthy food options. However, it's nice to finally be back in FATMERICA.

by TRLive September 15, 2014